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Von zwei bis sechs Uhr wachgelegen.
\nVon sechs bis neun Uhr viel zu wenig geschlafen.
\nDie Espressokanne ohne Wasser aufgesetzt. Das erst bemerkt, als der Henkel geschmolzen abfiel.
\nUnd die Marmelade ist auch noch vom Brot gerutscht.
\nMenno!
\nAber mein treuester Leser hat heute nacht auch nicht viel geschlafen.
\n23:38 – 3:21 – 6:40 – 7:10 – 8:14 – 9:47 Uhr.
\nHe, was war los? Ist Vollmond?<\/p>\n

Und der letzte Bekloppte, der diese Seite per Google gefunden hat, war mit der Formulierung „sie will es brutal“ unterwegs.
\nWenn ich nicht gleich einen Termin h\u00e4tte, w\u00fcrde ich ganz schnell wieder ins Bett gehen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Von zwei bis sechs Uhr wachgelegen. Von sechs bis neun Uhr viel zu wenig geschlafen. Die Espressokanne ohne Wasser aufgesetzt. Das erst bemerkt, als der Henkel geschmolzen abfiel. Und die Marmelade ist auch noch vom Brot gerutscht. Menno! Aber mein … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5670,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/5670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}