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Ich sitze gesch\u00e4ftshalber mit zwei verwegenen Cowboys zusammen. Halbslowene der eine, Serbe der andere. Irgendwann kommt das Gespr\u00e4ch auf mein Privatleben.
\n– „He sag mal, bist du noch mit dem Typen von damals zusammen?“
\nTouch\u00e9. Habe am Abend vorher Fotodateien sortiert und zweimal die Worte gottverd… verlogenes Naundsoweiternixnetteseben benutzt.
\n– „Frag lieber nicht. Der Typ ist eine ganze Weile Doppeldecker geflogen. Der kommt in meinem Leben nicht mehr vor.“
\nDer letzte Satz fand nicht so das rechte Geh\u00f6r. Vor allem bei dem Cowboy, der mich zu Gespr\u00e4chsbeginn erst kennengelernt hatte.
\n– „He, der Typ hat disch beleidigt. Du bis eine Frau, muss sagen, wenn du Hilfe brauchs.“
\n– „Nee du, danke, ich bin auch wieder mit jemandem zusammen und gl\u00fccklich…“
\n– „He, das geht nich. Der darf dich nich beleidigen. Das is deine Ehre.“
\nDann fielen noch so temperamentvolle Worte wie: Wowohntderischfickdenundbreschihmbeidebeine.
\nCowboy Nr.1 und ich hatten rechte M\u00fche, dem serbischen Jungspund beizubringen, da\u00df dies doch nicht so das rechte Verhalten gegen\u00fcber einem ansonsten ganz manierlichen \u00e4lteren Herren ist, den er dazu doch gar nicht kennt.
\nNaja, ich buche es mal unter unzeitgem\u00e4\u00dfer Ritterlichkeit. In den Zeiten serieller Monogamie und partieller Polygamie kann es um Ehre und k\u00f6rperliche Rache wohl kaum noch gehen. Sonst w\u00fcrde die Mitte Crowd knietief im Blut waten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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