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Meine heimatliche Legebatterie ist in heller Aufregung. Der Bautr\u00e4ger des Eckgrundst\u00fccks hat mal eben per Aushang informiert, da\u00df uns die Tiefgaragenzufahrt f\u00fcr mehrere Wochen gesperrt wird. Was hei\u00dft: Die Autos drin lassen und Taxi fahren oder in der Umgebung parken. Das wird eine hei\u00dfe Sache. Die \u00e4rmste Stra\u00dfe Berlins steht pl\u00f6tzlich voller Luxusautos. Um die letzte verbliebene Parkl\u00fccke streiten sich ein Porsche- und ein Maseratifahrer. Der Nachbar steht mit seinem Z4 mal wieder in der zweiten Reihe und mu\u00df zum Ausparken aus dem Bett geklingelt werden. Die Frau von dem Typen ganz oben rammt beim Einparken mal eben mit ihrem Range Rover (Zweitwagen nat\u00fcrlich!) einen Hummer. Auf der Sta\u00dfe stehen weinende \u00d6kos, weil die wundersch\u00f6nen Oldtimer ihr \u00d6l auf die Stra\u00dfe verst\u00f6men.<\/p>\n

Erste Schlachtpl\u00e4ne werden von uns geschmiedet. Unterschriftensammlung! Die Ausfahrt wird am Tag X blockiert! Die Schweine k\u00f6nnen garnix machen, wenn wir uns am Tor anketten!
\nDann geht aber doch jeder in sein stilles K\u00e4mmerlein und telefoniert mit seinem Anwalt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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