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Fliegen macht es m\u00f6glich. Die Klimananlage vom Flieger quirlt auch die letzte Bakterie, die sich in einer Ecke verzweifelt festh\u00e4lt, auf menschliche Schleimh\u00e4ute. Wahrscheinlich kann man Stewardessen problemlos in Seuchenkrankenh\u00e4user schicken, die sind gegen alles immun. Ich habe mir eine nette Kollektion Krankheitserreger in der letzten Woche mitgebracht: viel Magen-Darm-Virus (lange nicht mehr auf n\u00fcchternen Magen gekotzt), etwas Schnupfen, ein paar Halsbakterien und jede Menge Kreislaufdowner-Viren.
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\nIch verzweifele an simpelster HTML-Programmierung. Weil ich immer noch kein dreispaltiges layout hinbekomme, halte ich die Kommentarfunktion noch immer schamhaft ausgeschaltet. Besser is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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