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{"id":372,"date":"2005-11-13T03:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-13T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.babeltext.de\/blog\/2005\/11\/13\/elvira-und-der-wolf\/"},"modified":"2013-02-10T18:06:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-10T18:06:57","slug":"elvira-und-der-wolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/2005\/11\/elvira-und-der-wolf\/","title":{"rendered":"Elvira und der Wolf"},"content":{"rendered":"Eine Freundin hatte viel von Tarifa versprochen. Wellen, Wolken, Surfer.
\nSurfer. Waren das nicht diese komischen Typen, die immer ein strickendes M\u00e4del am Strand sitzen haben, das sehns\u00fcchtig aufs Meer sieht, in der Hoffnung, IHN wenigstens einmal auf dem Board zu entdecken? Die an Land kommen und sich erst mal halb aus dem feuchten, verschossenen Neopren sch\u00e4len m\u00fcssen, um menschlich zu wirken? (Sie sehen auch dann noch albern aus, wenn der Rei\u00dfverschlu\u00df \u00fcber der rasierten Brust ge\u00f6ffnet ist, weil ihr Trapez aussieht, als w\u00fcrden sie eine Windel tragen.) Die in ranzigen VW-Transportern pennen und Vegetarier sind, aber kiffen bis zum Abwinken.
\nElvira hat eine andere Erinnerung parat: Muskeln, sonnengebleichte Rastalocken, die nach Meer riechen. Entspannte, unternehmungslustige Jungs eben.
\nDie Realit\u00e4t liegt wie immer dazwischen. Sie tragen mittlerweile fast alle die Haare so kurz wie Jack Johnson und d\u00fcrfen auch schon mal etwas \u00e4lter sein.
\nUnd genauso einer hat Elvira vorhin im Technogedr\u00f6hn seine Lebensgeschichte ins Ohr geraunt. Mittelst\u00e4ndischer Unternehmer, Trennung von der Ehefrau vor ein paar Jahren, weil er \u00fcber was Junges gestolpert ist. F\u00fcr ihn der Start mit neuer Frau in ein neues Leben. F\u00fcr die Kleine nur die Durchgangsstation zum Erwachsensein. Vor einem Jahr ist sie dann weitergezogen und hat ihn zur\u00fcckgelassen. Nun holt er nach, was er ein halbes Leben verpasst zu haben glaubt, bevor ihn das Alter einholt. Arbeitet so wenig wie m\u00f6glich, surft daf\u00fcr mehr. Das scheint ihm zu bekommen. Sonnenverbrannt, sehnig, graues Haar, helle Augen. Er hei\u00dft Klaus-Dieter, aber ich nenne ihn Wolf, das passt besser zu ihm.
\nElvira hat brav das Rotk\u00e4ppchen gespielt. Sich die Geschichte vom Wolf angeh\u00f6rt. An den richtigen Stellen die Stirn gerunzelt, Kulleraugen gemacht, genickt. Diese angepasste Kuh. Als w\u00fcrde sie so eine Geschichte zum ersten Mal h\u00f6ren. Sie konnte sich gar nicht losrei\u00dfen von seinen Husky-Augen. Und sie hat brav erz\u00e4hlt, wo das Haus von der Gro\u00dfmutter steht. Will heissen, dass Wolf wei\u00df, wo wir heute in Granada \u00fcbernachten. Wenn der hier aufkreuzt, dann werde ich sehr sehr w\u00fctend …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Eine Freundin hatte viel von Tarifa versprochen. Wellen, Wolken, Surfer. Surfer. Waren das nicht diese komischen Typen, die immer ein strickendes M\u00e4del am Strand sitzen haben, das sehns\u00fcchtig aufs Meer sieht, in der Hoffnung, IHN wenigstens einmal auf dem Board … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7032,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions\/7032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}