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So langsam bin ich die Klagen von Elvira leid. Sie sind seit Jahren der Soundtrack unseres Lebens. Das eine Thema mit Variationen. Es gibt verschiedene Bezeichnungen daf\u00fcr. N\u00e4he, Aufmerksamkeit, Kontakt. Die Melodie der letzten Jahre war: zu viel, zu eng, ich will raus. Jetzt klingt es anders: zu wenig, zu locker, zu einseitig.
\nIch h\u00f6re noch, wie sie mir im Fr\u00fchjahr ihr Ideal erl\u00e4utert hat: Eigentlich brauche ich niemanden. Vielleicht f\u00fcrs Bett. Oder mal f\u00fcr einen netten Abend. Aber niemanden, der st\u00e4ndig bei mir sein will und sich in mein Leben einmischt. Eine kluge, leicht unterk\u00fchlte, sehr rationale, gut organisierte Beziehung, nein eher Aff\u00e4re, sollte es werden.
\nDie hat sie jetzt. Ich mag den MANN. Endlich ist sie weg von ihren soften Jungs, die ihr mit ihrem Anlehnungsbed\u00fcrfnis die Zeit gestohlen haben.
\nAbendelang schimpft sie leise vor sich hin. Malt sich Trennungsszenarien aus, schreibt Abschiedsbriefe, die sie nicht abschickt. Wie eine Selbstm\u00f6rderin, die auf der Dachkante balanciert und das „ich k\u00f6nnte, wenn ich wollte“ vor Polizei, Feuerwehr und Schaulustigen auskostet.
\nNein, so ganz stimmt das Bild nicht. Elvira hat kein Publikum. Selbst vor mir versucht sie zu verbergen, wie entt\u00e4uscht sie dar\u00fcber ist, da\u00df sie zum ersten Mal im Leben sehr viel mehr investiert als sie zur\u00fcckbekommt. Sie war nie oder nur kurzzeitig emotional in den roten Zahlen. Jetzt ist es ein Dauerzustand. Ich kann ihr nicht helfen. Ich wei\u00df selbst nicht, ob sie seit Monaten ihre Zeit vertut oder etwas v\u00f6llig Neues erlebt.
\nLauwarme Alteleuteaff\u00e4re nennt sie es. Ein hartes Wort. Und sie mu\u00df sich von mir fragen lassen, warum sie denn immer noch dabei ist. Doch ich kenne Elviras sonderbares Timing. Ein Gef\u00fchl f\u00fcr den richtigen Zeitpunkt hat sie noch nie gehabt. Ob sie nun aufspringt oder absteigt.
\nDie bequeme L\u00f6sung: jemand anders kommt und interessiert sie mehr – das eigentlich m\u00e4nnertypische Modell Fliegender Wechsel – ist derzeit nicht in Sicht. Also wird Elvira weiter als flei\u00dfiges Lieschen die Kr\u00e4nkungen ihres (sehr gro\u00dfz\u00fcgig dimensionierten) Ego sammeln, bis ihr K\u00f6rbchen voll ist. Und sich dann vom Acker machen, ohne Vorank\u00fcndigung. Wie sie es nicht nur einmal getan hat. Wird einen MANN hinterlassen, der sich verwundert-verwundet die Augen reibt und stammelt: Ja, aber… Es war doch alles in Ordnung! Es war doch so entspannt und vertraut! Was sie ihm in ihrer Scheinheiligkeit auch \u00fcber lange Zeit suggeriert hat. W\u00fcnsche zu \u00e4u\u00dfern, das ist nicht gerade ihre St\u00e4rke.
\nAber vielleicht untersch\u00e4tze ich den MANN auch. Er hat ein gutes Gesp\u00fcr. Vielleicht sieht er das Verfallsdatum schon l\u00e4ngst. Dann h\u00e4tten sich beide beim Gang zu neuen Ufern Gesellschaft geleistet. Was auch nicht schlecht ist.
\nZwischenzeitlich h\u00f6re ich mir eine neue Strophe ihres Klagegesangs an.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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