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* Schnee f\u00e4llt nicht, weil zu kalt und zu windig (heute geschehen, Europa versinkt, Norwegen nicht)
\n* am Weihnachtsabend ruht der \u00f6ffentliche Nahverkehr in der Hauptstadt zwischen 18 und 21 Uhr
\n* Zwischen Weihnachten und Neujahr schlie\u00dfen die Gesch\u00e4fte um 18 Uhr (au\u00dfer H&M, aber das gibts ja auch in Deutschland)
\n* in einer schicken Einkaufsmeile gibt es einen gro\u00dfen Laden f\u00fcr Gothic- und Death-Metal-Bedarf: Schmuck, Comics, Klamotten, Waffen, Spiele, geleitet von zwei freundlichen Fleischklopsen mit Kinnbart und langer Matte
\n* durch norwegischen Kaffee kann man durchsehen
\n* es gibt glutenfreie Pizza Yippieh!, sie kostet 18 Euro Argh!, ein Trost ist, da\u00df die normale Pizza genauso teuer ist
\n* es gibt keine erkennbaren Singles, der norwegische Mann ist entweder Pubertist oder Familienvater, beim Anblick eines netten Typen, allein mit Hund unterwegs stoperte Elvira gleich \u00fcber ihren eigenen Skistock, so geriet sie unter Flirtdruck (der Hund hatte tolle treue Augen, der Typ hat sich halb totgelacht)
\n* norwegische M\u00e4nner sind recht uninteressant, Ausnahmen sind \u00fcber 60 und seeeehr sportlich
\n* Frauen k\u00f6nnen allein unterwegs sein und werden nicht d\u00e4mlich angebaggert (logische Folge aus den beiden vorhergehenden Punkten)
\n* Elchsalami schmeckt nach schnaufendem haarigen Vieh, also widerlich
\n* Elvira fehlt der MANN (ist das besonders? war doch in Spanien auch schon so)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

* Schnee f\u00e4llt nicht, weil zu kalt und zu windig (heute geschehen, Europa versinkt, Norwegen nicht) * am Weihnachtsabend ruht der \u00f6ffentliche Nahverkehr in der Hauptstadt zwischen 18 und 21 Uhr * Zwischen Weihnachten und Neujahr schlie\u00dfen die Gesch\u00e4fte um … Weiterlesen →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7003,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions\/7003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/durchgangsverkehr.de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}