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Die letzten f\u00fcnf Tage habe ich in vorwiegend in liegender Stellung (liegende Stellung, was f\u00fcr eine bl\u00f6de Wort-Konstruktion!) auf dem Balkon verbracht.
\nNichts tun ist eine \u00dcbung in Disziplin. Eingedenk der Tatsache, da\u00df ich nach der letzten OP (wir erinnern uns: ein Organ verloren, Curare probiert) die Bl\u00f6dheit besa\u00df, 2 Wochen sp\u00e4ter wieder 6 Stunden am Tag am Schreibtisch zu sitzen.
\nUnterdr\u00fcckte Neigungen brechen sich Bahn. Es kommt zu Denkanf\u00e4llen. Die Hirnperistaltik w\u00fcrgt die absurdesten Geschichten und Einf\u00e4lle hervor. Kommunikationssucht bef\u00e4llt mich sch\u00fcchternes, verstocktes Menschlein. Ich rufe freiwillig andere Menschen an, um mal ein Lebenszeichen von mir zu geben und freue mich wie irrsinnig \u00fcber jeden Besuch.
\nZ.B. vom Filmb\u00f6sewicht – diesmal als Cowboy verkleidet – nach zwei Martini Cocktails kniet er vor meiner Liege, k\u00fc\u00dft mir die gro\u00dfen Zehen und spendiert mir eine Fu\u00dfreflexzonenmassage. Und die war den guten Bombay Saphire wert.
\nOder vom Biertrinker. Er bringt ein Riesenglas Pflaumenmus mit und eine Orchidee (hat er sich das richtig \u00fcberlegt, mir<\/i> das Sorgerecht \u00fcber diesem Blumentopf zu \u00fcbertragen?) und fffumpt eine Flasche lauwarmes Flens, die er vor einer Minute in den K\u00fchlschrank gestellt hatte, mit den Worten: „Mein Gott, hab ich einen Durst!“. Und ich hatte noch die Vermessenheit, ihm Eiswasser anzubieten…
\nUnd H-Man, der Liebste, besorgt mir das Balkonruhebett, holt mich aus der Klinik ab und h\u00f6rt sich meinen Redeflash in der besten B\u00fcrozeit an. * hach *
\nLa Primavera, Verissima, versorgt mich in den ersten Tagen. Und packt mir vor der Heimfahrt noch 6 Liter Frischmilch in den K\u00fchlschrank, Verfallsdatum heute.
\nAls meine Mutter das h\u00f6rt, bekomme ich gute Ratschl\u00e4ge: Brot dazugeben und Zucker dr\u00fcber streuen oder Gurken hineinreiben. Sie kommt richtig ins Schw\u00e4rmen. Mama! Mir drohen \u00fcbermorgen mehr als 4 Liter sauerer Milch. Die kann ich doch nicht aufessen. Was passiert dann \u00fcberhaupt mit mir? Ich stelle mir gerade vor, wie sich meine Darmflora so energetisiert, da\u00df sie nachts ausbricht und eine Spur der Verw\u00fcstung durch XBerg zieht. Erst kurz vor Neuk\u00f6lln kann das fahlweisse, blubbernde Ektoplasma aufgehalten und vernichtet werden.
\nOk. , da\u00df ich derzeit zu absurden Gedanken neige, erw\u00e4hnte ich bereits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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